Welcome to our humble (and infrequently updated) home on the web. Whether you know us, stalk us or ended up here accidentally, make yourself comfortable.

For those of you who don’t know us, we currently live in Brooklyn, NY. (Do not show up on our doorstep, please.) Together, we have also lived in Trefforest, Wales; and Charleston, Illinois. Separately, we have lived in Riegelsville, Pennsylvania; and Elk Grove Village, Illinois.

We have been married for more than a year and have been together for nearly five. We met in a totally unorthodox way, and we are all the better (and a little worse off) for it.

We like to think we are good people who would do nearly anything for our friends, but we dislike being taken advantage of.

All in all, we’re a typical young married couple trying to get through typical lives. Simultaneously attempting to stay together through “it all.” If in a few years this site automatically redirects to http://www.joaniehatesbill.com, you’ll know how things turned out. ;)